Have you experienced it? God's Grace...
'Okay,' the man says, 'I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St. Peter, 'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he says.
'Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service.'
'Terrific!' says St. Peter.. 'That's certainly worth a point.'
'I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.'
'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.
' Two points!?!!
'Exasperated, the man cries. 'At this rate the only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God.'
' Bingo ! 100 points ! Come on in!'
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