Every year, our church has a fun night called "The Ugly Outfit Contest." You get the ugliest clothes you can find and wear them in hopes of being crowned "the ugliest."
One of the older ladies in our church (80's) has her grandson (9) every weekend and they were discussing the contest. He told her, "Grandma, you should just go naked! After they see all those wrinkles, you're sure to win!" LOL!!